OMG! GODSPELL!

the mouse that roared? fthatintheaaaa.

In all seriousness, I think I'm going to thrust my shoulders against the carpet until I bleed.

WE SURPRISED CALVEN! Oh it was so wonderful! We popped out of the kitchen, just like daisies! We even turned yellow! She must have thought that each of us have poisoned liver's. Livers clean your bloodstream, and without them working properly, your skin can turn yellowish because of all of the pee. At any rate. I was sad when I had to leave my darling Jessie Giambra. School tomorrow. I love waking up early. Ta-ta!

So back from Northtown. More on that later. First, have a sip of
.

I love Alyssa Umeda and Jessie Giambra.

I ate for the first time in 14 days yesterday.

Okay I have something to say, but I'm not going to bother retyping, I'm just copying it from my convos with JESSIEE with six Es and an awesome.

actually on second thought i think i'm going to post the ENTIRE CONVERSATION because it's really very amusing. ::laughing out out out out out out out out loud:: *wavles*

zswildangel: HEATHER
notablondie444: jessiiieeee
zswildangel: LOLOLOL my friend okay you have to read this
notablondie444: ok go
zswildangel: on my friend kangie's live journal (she lives in australia) she was like "i'm sick of people telling me to vote WHEN THE ELECTION ISN'T HELD IN MY COUNTRY AND I'M UNDER AGE ANYWAY" blhablahblah and then something happened and my friend chris commented and was like "W is george bush's middle intial, by the way" and she was like
"well my middle initial is a and you dont see me having a's to represent me"
zswildangel: hahahahaah
notablondie444: lol WHAT????
zswildangel: ISN'T THAT FUNNY
notablondie444: yessssssss
notablondie444: ah jessie
zswildangel: hahahah
zswildangel: so what's up famous heather
notablondie444: um chemistry
notablondie444: is like the least sexy thing ever
notablondie444: grrrr
zswildangel: well its more sexy than ms. azari doing chemstry.
notablondie444: hm
notablondie444: possibly
zswildangel: HEATHER
zswildangel: we have to write melissa q a profile
notablondie444: JESSIE?
notablondie444: ok
notablondie444: write
zswildangel: you begin
zswildangel: we should begin with a quote about
zswildangel: something
notablondie444: EMO
EMO
EMO
EMO
EMO
EMO

SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC
SONG LYRIC

"Inspirational Quote" - Some Dead Smart Guy

Significant Other
zswildangel: hahahahah YES tony's profile is the BEST EVARR
notablondie444: always
zswildangel: should we just give her that one?
notablondie444: god he's a funny kid
zswildangel: yessyesyes
notablondie444: nooo hers schould be more q-ish
zswildangel: you're right
zswildangel: i'm googling "q"
notablondie444: write it in french
zswildangel: heather i don't speak french
notablondie444: tout le monde voulent danser
notablondie444: all the world wants to danse
notablondie444: write that
zswildangel: oo
zswildangel: ok
notablondie444: no wait
notablondie444: veulent
zswildangel: okay
zswildangel: veulent?
notablondie444: thats how you spell it
zswildangel: ok
notablondie444: not voulent
zswildangel: hahah
zswildangel: Questo è il mio sconvolgente blog che mi prefiggo, personalmente come giovane donna coraggiosa che ne ha passate tante (ma tante) di servirmene per esprimere cose che contano molto per me. E anche altre cose che non sto qui a dire ora. Perché se dico tutto adesso che cosa lo tengo a fare un blog?
notablondie444: lol read my away message when i put it on
zswildangel: ok
notablondie444 is away at 10:30:39 PM.
zswildangel: wait YES! hahahahah

Auto response from notablondie444: highlight of election day:
THEY CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S NOT THE BILL OF LIKE... NOT RIGHTS!
Erin Price-Wright

notablondie444 returned at 10:31:01 PM.
notablondie444: hahahahaha it was the greatest thing EVer
notablondie444: what did the latin stuff mean?
zswildangel: hell if i know, i think it was italian. i googled "melissa q" and it was a blog of a "melissa q." hopefully OUR melissa q, because she's italian.
notablondie444: hahahaha
notablondie444: so good
zswildangel: of course.
zswildangel: she could be president, you know.
zswildangel: i mean
zswildangel: not that she could be president
notablondie444: but she could
notablondie444: you know
zswildangel: but if she ever were she could do the "W" thing, only use the letter "Q"
notablondie444: be president
zswildangel: President Q
zswildangel: hahahah
notablondie444: Q for YOU!
zswildangel: HELLS YEAH!
notablondie444: thats her SLOGAN!
zswildangel: Q FOR YOU '08! Obama / Q '08.
zswildangel: what was Obama's first name? wasn't it like....block or something?
notablondie444: Barak
notablondie444: LOL BLOCK!
zswildangel: hahahahahahahahahahahahah
zswildangel: it's better than the Idaho senator - CRAPO!
zswildangel: it was funny, bc there were political signs in idaho (when i was in idaho. and when i wasn't there too, i suppose, but i saw them when i saw there) and Crapo was ALWAYS next to a guy with the last name of Otter. OTTER CRAPO. CRAPO OTTER.
notablondie444: HAHAHAHAHAHA
notablondie444: otto crapper
zswildangel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
zswildangel: i'm thinking of buying an obama shirt.
zswildangel: wouldn't that be COOL?
notablondie444: yes
notablondie444: or a mask
zswildangel: nah, they're $15, unless i buy 151 shirts, in which case the price would go down to $10.
zswildangel: i don't have that many bodies.
notablondie444: no
zswildangel: man it's like $76 for a roll of obama stickers.
notablondie444: just write obama over all the bush kerry ones
zswildangel: shouldn't these prices go down significantly now that the election is over?
zswildangel: hahahahah
notablondie444: i don't know what to do with all my kerry stuff
zswildangel: if you buy 1001 yard signs then they're only $1.85 each. :-)
zswildangel: EBAY
zswildangel: or save them
notablondie444: maybe i will make a tower or something
zswildangel: i'll bet they'll be worth something in a hundred years.
notablondie444: yeah
notablondie444: i will save them till i am 116
zswildangel: HOORAY
zswildangel: viva heather
zswildangel: lol
zswildangel: today
zswildangel: kate hyde was like "all the viva bush stuff scares me; like he's a king or something."
and i was like/
zswildangel: oops
zswildangel: wait
zswildangel: no
zswildangel: CRAP
zswildangel: that's not what happened
zswildangel: i mean she said that but it had nothing to do with what i was going to say
zswildangel: agh DUMB JESSIE
zswildangel: okay
zswildangel: so i'm starting over
notablondie444: HAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHaAHAHA
zswildangel: kate hyde was like "long live
zswildangel: oh god
zswildangel: ARGH
zswildangel: okay so YESTERDAY kate hyde asked mr. berry a question that was essentially saying "how are these states ever going to be reunited?" and mr. berry was like "we don't have to be united" and i was like "so we're the.................States of America?"
zswildangel: and then TODAY
zswildangel: kate hyde (in maths) was like "long live the divided states of america." and i was like "yeah that's the english translation of 'Viva Bush'."
notablondie444: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
notablondie444: thats kinda scary and 1984
notablondie444: and jessie?
zswildangel: yess?
notablondie444: know what i hate?
notablondie444: its SO TRUE
notablondie444: he's baaaaad
zswildangel: aghhhhh
zswildangel: yesssssss
zswildangel: well i learned how to say "to hate" in spanish at least. ODIAR. so. ODIO A BUSH.
zswildangel: it was funny bc everyone got really interested and asked her how to conjugate it to say "i hate you" and stuff, LOL.
zswildangel: wow man that took me a really long time to tell that story
zswildangel: lol
notablondie444: yeaaaah
notablondie444: but it was a good story though
notablondie444: i appreciated it
zswildangel: :-D hooray!
notablondie444: viva jaaaaysicca
zswildangel: hahahahahahah YESSSSS!
zswildangel: my POLISH UNCLE
zswildangel: wait
zswildangel: he's not my uncle
zswildangel: *CRACKS UP*
notablondie444: WHAT???
zswildangel: i mean MY POLISH GRANDMA'S EXBOYFRIEND!
zswildangel: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
notablondie444: LOL jessie.
notablondie444: get to class.
zswildangel: hahahahahah
notablondie444: sooooooo im going to sleep
zswildangel: seinfeld is over though
notablondie444: you should too
zswildangel: you're right i should
zswildangel: so i will
zswildangel: because i listen to the heather
zswildangel: GOODNIGHTILOVEYOU
notablondie444: ILOVEYOUTOOGOODNIGHTSWEETDREAMSNOBEDBUGS!
zswildangel: wait
zswildangel: OHHH
zswildangel: i thought it said "snobbed bugs"
zswildangel: LOL
zswildangel: agh go to bed heather. HEART!
notablondie444: LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
zswildangel: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

man i LOVE JESSIE GIAMBRA.

.ekoj eht ezilaer

AUDITIONS WERE TODAY, GUYS! I'm so excited! It's a shame though, because I'm certain that if I had been actually auditioning, I would have gotten the role of Shelby. Everyone says so. I had quite literally 17 people come up to me after I had read that had said, "Man, you were the absolute best. Next to Jessie Giambra, you could play any part in the whole show!" But they don't have to tell me that. I know I'm awesome. Not as awesome as Jessie Giambra, but still awesome. Afterward, Cal took Kate and I to Pei Wei. That was nice - chopsticks games - WOOHOO! We saw Bina at the counter. But Jessie Giambra should have been there. I sure hope she gets in SteelMag. Kate went home with Cal, and I went to Tony's. That boy's body doesn't stop anywhere.

Well this so-called "lovely" AIMSy morning was actually quite the bore. I met Jessie, Nina, Ariadne, Beatrix and Bina for breakfast at IHOP. We asked for never ending popcorn shrimp, but instead they gave us an extra large order of RUSSIAN SALAD! What the crap. Bina drove us back to school and ran over the posse. Apparently she's going to California/went to California. Can you imagine BINA'S AT THE BEACH. I kind of hate that Ariadne kid though, she was really whiny about the Russian Salad. But seriously. Jessie Giambra. If she weren't unilateral, I'd do her.

It fucking rained again. That pisses me off so much. Melissa Read, my darling, is quitting smoking. This also greatly upsets me, because it means she's changing her personality for someone else. At first I joined the others in the Hallelujah Chorus, but I am quickly taking it back. And Jessie Giambra. Man that kid is sexy.

I had a pretty hectic day.

After rehearsal, a large group of us went shopping for a homecoming dress at the Fashion Square. (The usual group went... Jessie, Betsy, Betsy Yockey, Zach, Ben, Calven, Kate, Sarah, Rachel, Jon Martinez, Nathan Yockey, Melissa Loranger, Melissa Mariott, Melissa Q, Melissa Read, Erica, Ariadne and Chris McAlister.) Anyway, we walk into the mall, go into Neiman Marcus, and all of a sudden Kate and Betsy go absolutely insane, and gallop toward the same pink and green dress. They each grabbed hold of an end, and basically played tug of war, because they each wanted it so badly. They were growling and foaming at the mouth, and started spinning in circles, uncontrollably. They knocked down every single clothes rack in Neiman Marcus, Dillards, Nordstroms, Macys and Walmart. Everyone stood stock-still while this happened, until they kicked us out. While Kate and Betsy were being arrested, another thing became apparent: CALVEN IS A KLEPTO! She grabbed the dress they had been fighting over, and just walked right out of the store without paying for it! At this point, (we had been at the mall for almost 5 minutes) Betsy and Jessie left us. The rest of us sat down behind the counter of the Panda Expressed and cried because we missed them so much.

What a day.

Is it true; Has the forever-scorning anti-Live Journalist actually conformed?

There is not a grand amount of time to update tonight, as it is rather late. I will leave you with this: When driving home from rehearsal today with my dearest mummy, the UNdeployed, we saw Randa on the side of the road. My mother honked the horn at her, and she fell down and started SEIZING. SEIZING, you guys, SEIZING. (This was on Camelback and 16th Street). We pretended we didn't notice and drove on. And then (this you won't believe) when we reached 16th Street and Glendale, we saw her at a red light in a bright pink Ferrari. She drove in the middle of the intersection and started doing these insanely huge donuts. Every single lane was stopped for a literal amout of 90 minutes. Finally, Randa swerved off the road (from dizziness?) and smashed the back of her Ferrari into a police car.

I Kind of didn't see that one coming.